Threesome....ha...in my dreams.....

I had a strange dream last night. It involved walking around London at night, but there was all this scaffolding everywhere, and it was so extensive that it blotted out the sky. I was wandering in and out of shops, but then I realized I needed to catch a train. Once in the station I got on one of those old fashioned steam trains. When I got inside it was like a hotel, there were carriages with beds in them. I managed to find a little cabin that even had a bathroom. Then all of a sudden I was sharing my cabin with two men, and I was having sex with both of them. What a slut I am.

It was so vivid. I woke up slightly confused, and rather impressed that my subconscious had managed to conjour up such an intricate and racy dream. Why would I dream about a threesome? Why the scaffolding?

The sense of confusion upon waking has stayed with me, and it’s almost lunchtime. I’m not sure it will go away. I’m fit for nothing today. I’m sure I must have early onset dementia.